Unknown Company Warning Screen

Late 1980s?
Warning: On a white background, we see a fire engine red banner containing the white shadowed text "FBI" in the middle. Below it is the black text "WARNING", and "FEDERAL LAW PROVIDES SEVERE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 5 YEARS IN PRISON, SEVERE EMBARASSMENT AND POTENTIAL BAD LUCK, SO PLEASE DON'T COPY THIS VIDEO!" in a computerized font. It then cuts to another screen with a tangerine background and some more warning text.

FX/SFX: None.

Music/Sounds: None.

Availability: Unknown. It is said to be on an unknown children's VHS.

Editor's Note: This is the most hilariously laziest warning screen ever made, although this was very likely intentional.